Cute Tumblr Themes

radgoku:

please be stoked for your friends when they’ve accomplished something that they worked really hard at even if it’s the most boring ass thing your eyeballs have ever witnessed please please please for their sake just pretend to be excited

wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

princeofthots:

when yo mama comes home and the atmosphere of fun and relaxation leaves the house 

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chariczard:

folkpunkery:

im gonna fuck plankton

Stop

2 Types of Smutty Fanfict

shippingqueen:

  1. 32 chapter fanfict with actual plot before any frick frack happens
  2. one-shot where the characters are at some public place and then all of a sudden someone’s dick is in someone’s ass

there is no inbetween

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

me filling out a job application

neptunain:

previous employment: pop glam, glamm magazine, metropolitan magazine

references: kim kardashian

phantomslittledevil:

allthefandomfeelings:

ITS BACK IAND I CNANTN BREATCHE

WHY IS THIS BACK

jaclcfrost:

sorry for talking about the things i like so much

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skintighttucker:

stop that

skintighttucker:

stop that